Chapter 1. Don't buy into the fictions.

Chapter 2. Know the difference between loosing and losing.

Flave is a little loose... there is that

Pulling up a chair and popcorn...

The fictions are not ammo, they are his bulletproof vest.

And most importantly the difference between losing, loosing and a loser. Deflave is the latter.

Damm Kingston....
Grammatical/spelling error not picked up until another poster brought it up.
Never thought I would see this day...
This C19 back and forth you got going on with Deflave got ya rattled or what???

I'm expecting a dramatic shift of magnetic north around noon tommorow now.



LOL!!!

Your metaphors are confusing me........

This is Chapter 5 stuff, but yea.

It might have been a metaphor *OF* a metaphor. Like dividing by zero, or bending the time-space continuum.

This thread is nothing without refrigerator girl.

Identify the trolls. Put them on ignore. Problem solved.

No wonder I was confused.... where is Gus when we need him?

Is this like the sound of one hand clapping?

Fridge Girl got into the 'tater salad and is no longer worthy of inspection. Tighten up or I'll send the marshal after you.

Brother Kingston, the trick to dealing with Flave is to not get in his crosshairs in the first place..... you can thank me later.... no need to send pictures...

I notice a couple things.

The winners use a lot of "well, thats just like your opinion....man"

....and..."I know you are but what am I?"



Strange indeed.

I WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR.

This thread has nothing to do with winning.

Just make sure you're wearing your mask when replying and make sure he is aware that you are. Then you should be safe

Deflave is not a troll. He is a swordsman of the internet and those who dislike him do so because they are the mushrooms on the skewer of his kebab.

Chapter 3: Starting new threads calling out people who've handed you your ass, to distract people from realizing you've been handed your ass.

The winner is ALWAYS the first GFY. What a bunch of loosers!

Bill

It's not hard. It's the same approach I take to real conversations.

Don't lie.

Don't bullshidt.

If you are wrong, own it. Take the ribbing and move on.

If you do those things it's amazing how simple conversations can be.

We can get into the advanced classes of how to draw out liars and bullshidters in future installments. But that ain't free.

With your permission, I'd like to include this in the appendix.

Please logout so the smart guy can login.

Renegade is already sniffing this one out.

Foreword by O.J. Simpson, famous marriage counselor and conflict mediator.

There we go.

Kingston, another bit of advice that has served me well in my "mature" years is to quite giving a schit....... about most everything..... works, no kidding

This is a young man's story.

Telling people how to succeed when they themselves cant.
Yeesh

This is not about succeeding, it's about not loosing.

Man that is Deep...

Interesting, never had issue with anyone other than DFC here. Stick never jumped in my crap, Flave neither.

Could be the best way not to be treated like crap is to not be crap to begin with...

Only how not to loose?

Like a medieval archer?

If one knows his secrets, he never strikes....

How many posts are visible to you so far?

Or the guy standing behind the Rhino pit.

ROTF

He is saying lose with a spanish accent : loose

Chapter 6 - "I'm not O.K - You're not O.K."

Again, this is a young man's story.

Yes, but I'm sure there's more than one way to skin a cat.

LOL

There is an entire book industry built on this principle.

Obsessed or should that be possessed as in owned

Is there going to be an app for this? That'd be handier than a shirt pocket

You won't lose if you choose not to play DeFlave's game.

More like the dogs of war.

If I hadn’t seen Kingston as the OP, I’d have thought this to be a furballz thread.

Only took an hour to fix it from loosing To losing..

It’s in development—sort of a social media decision maker/Magic 8-Ball. Let me know if you want a seat on the advisory board.

This isn’t that kind of thread.

A nap got in the way.

Chapter 9 - Bodily Fluids, When to Demand em, How Much to Pay, and 4 Powerful Ways to Get Ric Bin to Hold the Money

This is sort of covered in chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, and 16.

Wrong. The only way to not be treated like crap on here is to not have an opinion on anything.

Where’s the forum for the recipes?


That’s what I’m here for...

You’re gonna put EthanEdwards out of business—kind of a mean thing to do during the kungflu.

www.recipes4yoursoul.com

I’ll take your word for it.

#ainttrickingmeagain

Damn, now there is a disgusting image.

Just trying to be helpful.

Never do it.

Some are leaving because of this.

They’re leaving because their avatars are disappearing.

Chapter 8- "Baboon Ass and Other Existential Subjects"

That site has the best kolache recipe anywhere.

No spoilers, we’re still on chapter one.

I've had to re-avatar/unquilt multiple times and I am not going to take much more!

It’s a fugking outrage.

True, but I still wish I had said it 1st. Some here seem bitter about April 1 in past years. Speaking of the 1st.

Which nobody was, yet.



mike r

Joel Kingsteen?

Some dumbphucq was chastising me over mine last night. I was way too hammered to remember who it was now, but he brought my mother into it, which I thought was completely uncalled for. I'm fairly certain he was one of those Covid "believers" though.

Where is Flave and why hasnt he checked in. Does the kingston really have rhe formula?

Think it was IndyCa?

Flattery will get you no where, not after yesterday’s lumping with FB2.

I'm in bro.
You had me at 8-ball......

He’s not off reading about virology.

Say what you want about the old bitch, but she’s one helluva photographer.

You and Flave sword fight do you?

Banned again. Bin's patience is running thin. Might be a permaban this time.

Squabbling over mushroom caps.

Phucqk!

In my opinion,
I strongly disagree. Not only do you have to ave an opinion, but you also have to disagree with everything. Or is it maybe agree? I don’t know. But if it is, - in which case I change my mind and agree with you - I don’t have an opinion either way.

Thats my opinion, and hopefully you will agree. . .Or not.

You Covid believers are extremely mysogynistic.

Speaking of losing, where is elksthlayer?

He lost all his money on the stock market had to hock his phone

Chapter 9 Kissing 'flave's asss, the 24HCF favorite passtime.

What exactly gets one to the level of " master innerweb troll"???

Is their a jedi level???
Sith lord level???


Asking for a friend/ one of the good guys....
Is getting put on ignore by mannlicher one of the steps????

Knowing how to creatively cuss and calling people liberal, like this, you fugking libtard.

It’s not like I took her camera away.

Like you don’t know...

I hear ya. lol

They do the Dutch Row Boat

I think you mean Dutch rudder...

I prefer to be called a social media action coordinator and organizer.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend kinda stuff.

LOL!!!

I had to google dutch rowboat.

DryFly,

you are correct.

Potato – Tomato

Elkmaser is on snipershide in their bearpit gen forum.
Thats his hangout.
Some of you all should join me the 21st of june and blow the place up. My ban is up 20 june.
I lasted 30 or 45 mins in candy land the 1st time.

Potato – Tomato

WTF????
LOL!!!

Clips like that drive " good guys " away....

Hahahaha!!!

It's hard to not lose when you are wrong.

Don’t be a wabigoon 😃

Don’t ask a question that you already know the answer to.

That, in itself is the art of trolling.

RenFiddy,

never seen that movie?

What did the flave do for this banning?

No

Looks like the guy from clerks

LOL!!!!

I was asking for you tardo....
Now you gave it away....


Gawd....
Lol!!!

You don’t watch enough TV.

Bitches favorite past time, if you don't like her cuz I don't....

Yeah, pretty sure it’s the same guy....

I was thinking I maybe had 1 or maybe 3 too many beers to keep up.

Heh, lmao.

Like a cluster of dingleberries caught up in the hairs surrounding an assshole.

The sheriff and his posse.

Heh.

You’re is OP, but not what Add said. Laughing

A few should look into,....

https://www.rehabs.com/insurance-coverage/blue-cross-blue-shield-for-internet-addiction/

Don't forget the beer...

The safe Space / puppies and pizza crowd seems of the White claw drinkers.


#clawednation

Say it ain’t so.

Kingston, you’re deadly, Dude.

Old Gash,

You could help him out with the preface.

The writing of this book was inspired by the contusions deflave left on our kghunts.

LOL

PS-

LMFAO

https://www.foxnews.com/health/cdc-...-spread-easily-via-contaminated-surfaces

The efficacy of your exponentialism seems a bit sub standard.

Hopefully someone will come along and screech....."what about the old people?......we mean children"?

So glad to see you’re back and that the MSM and the CDC are once again reliable sources!

Seven pages with hundred twenty five replies?

They never were and never will be.

If you want sound advice, follow 'flave!

All the old people I associate with are just like the young people I associate with.

They take care of themselves!

Kids are for taking out the trash and affirming alibis. Don't concern yourself with them.

This is not covered in the book.

Ya!

The kids are alright.

#VirallyExponential

#oldTootFailed2ndgrade

I was only half serious.

Perfect Chapter 1 stuff!

Says the dingleberry collector.

Kingston needs no help.
Laughing.

#dingleberry

#ban hashtags

Gotta respect a voice of experience.

I'll read this later when I have time a lot of good points here by the looks of it.

It's not the flu.

This is covered in Chapter 2.

This is way too Freudian.

Good advice.

Send me a reminder a day or so early. I want to watch that show. Don't start too early, you guys are a few hours ahead of me and I'm a retired gentleman that doesn't get up with the sun anymore.

Maybe start a thread here...................no, that might alert the authorities over there. Can't have that.

fuggabunchahashtags

just like the

fugginchinesefugginupeveryfugginthing

I just got to this thread. I must have missed it the last day or so.

Give me time to get the words rollin'.

when I loose them, I can take up a page with one post.

Travis and Clark hate that. Dave is usually drunk and doesn't give a scheidt....... or maybe I have a name switched there. Could be all three are toasted, two are just angry drunks, one is just drunk?

Kids are also cool for obtaining the odd coconut too.

Too true, having seen a bunch like you and yours over the years.

You’re slow but you’re learning and the compliment is appreciated.

This is the internet. In the history of the internet I think only three people have ever acknowledged that they were wrong. I am embarrassed to say that I am one of those three.

First laugh of the day with that. Thank you kindly.

I was wondering why Old Toot keeps popping into this thread.

Now I know it's because somebody mentioned my COCK.

Exponential.

You raise chickens too. A boy for all seasons.

Old Toot,

If you or Kingston die from The Corona, I will make a formal apology.

And a few jokes.

I drive my Saleen waaay too fast to be concerned about the Covid getting me.

3 over, in the left lane?!

Coffee vs. screen......LMFAO

He put up a helluva race, I’ll tell you. Never give’em an even break!

Is that your new scooter?

Aliens stab at DeFlave from the cold darkness of space.