The wife and I decided to make a "Chef Oh, Boy! R.D" pizza. (Please hold the abuse until the end of the presentation.) Shocked, we were, to find that the box no longer contained any Parmesan cheese. Closer examination reveals that this is clearly stated on the box and suggestion is made to add Mozzarella cheese. Obviously, it has been a long time since we last did this.

I'd feel that way to John, if I could spell it.

What the hell? It’s not even real without the little pack of cheese. Couple that with lime Kool-Aid and that was my birthday dinner as a kid.

there used to be a box pizza kit called Appian Way that was pretty good. i lived on those things baked in a broiler oven when i was a kid. cheese flavored sawdust came with those