For $10 out on the sidewalk. Lilac flowers and Lacey edges, 😂😂

He’ll chime in for sure about most traumatic experience...Lol


But.....he wanted ammo,

Not some fruit cake, birth control frame glasses in tortoise that match his steering wheel.

Get it done bro, proud of you son..... improvise and overcome,

Haha

You can hold redneck’s last two fingers when goes to pee

How can you chew somebody's ass at the Wal-Mart with a mask on??? LOL

I told him to just wear his tube socks, get in and get out

Boy oh Boy,

I can't wait for the report on that mission.

Or dry hit a pall mall in the self checkout

Lol

Self checkout

That’s another cry baby Redneck painful life ordeal

Holy fugk, I just remembered that.

JFC

10 bucks. Damn

Nothing to do with Covid, everything to do with ugly,

Subscribed!

You sure it's a mask.

That's probably his underwear.

Or a pair he found under his seat!

This ain't gonna be one of them Jim Conrad reveal parties, is it?

Pics or it didn’t happen....

Go up to the Px to go some 8mm mauser ammo.
(Last time up their was back in January)
Back 40 turkey hunting is totally different.

The good full power euro stuff that their aint no coming back from.
3 boxes at the house
2 left at px i didnt buy back in january
Sellior & Bellot 196gr SPCE 2595 FPS stuff
Accurate as fugg.
I waylayed a mutant 3.5 yr old buck on slumlords place last year with it.
Put about a 300 to 400yd jog , sprint, run move on him using terrian masking on a ridge.
Waylayed him trotting on a opposite ridge about 130 yd outs using a oak tree to brace against.
That round left a fist sized exit wound and a instant blood trail stevie wonder coulda followed .Deer went about 50 yds on adrenaline.

Thats why I wanted more of this ammo.
105rds of it now .
Last me a long time......

So at the px......

Have ta have a fugging mask to go in.
people going in with paper mask .
Plaid mask .
Soldiers going in with stretched out ploy pro army issue neck gaitors
Stretched like clear panty hose on their face.
People wearing em with their nose,s sticking out
Ect ect ect

2 scumball venders selling mask 10 bucks a pop outside .
Which really pissed me.
After about 10 mins of being pissed.
I bought one , bytching to myself out load
Grabbed a fugging mask .
Threw a 10 spot on the vendors table and went in.

During that 10 mins of being ticked off.
3 others bought mask.
Dude made 40 bucks in 10 mins.

Go in
Got some woman with a grease pencil clip board thingamabob
Taking head count.
150 in the store.
Stop at customer service speak to some manager
Ask why aint they selling disposable mask at the door for a buck with the head count lady .
Donating that money to Mwr or one of the kids activties centers on post and allowing scumball vendors to sell cloth B.S ones of unkown abilities out front at a ridiculous price.
She looked at me like the RCA dog by the record player.
And then gave me a look like it was the most brilliant idea ever.

I just walked and went and got my ammo and left that schitt show....



This ammo kicks azz with its old school euro designed bullet.
Accurate as hell, long bearing surface on the bullet

Not like american lawyer loads 400FPS slower and way less weight.

Shaved my beard and gave myself a haircut 3 days ago.

Damn. I’m dying here 😂

No , you are “that guy” now who posts a mask wearing selfie. At least it’s more like a ninja than a surgeon mask. They have any throwing stars , nun Chuks , or blow guns at the PX on sale?

I always pictured you with hair like Kramer for some reason.

#disappointed

Should have told him it didn't work on the way out and got your money back.

Lol. Just pull your Tshirt up over your nose.

Works for me.

Jfc....

Im gonna hit the triangle flea market across from maaco saturday for that stuff.


LOL!!!

Lol!!!

You mean the high and pissed off??

I always had him pegged for Cotton “i got no knees” hill.

Lol!!!

Fugg
I posted up a pic a week or 2 ago.
Looked like The Zig Zag man almost

Lol!!!

I had a camo shirt in the truck.
Was just gonna tie around my mug and roll with it.

But I'm a slave to fashion trends.
Sooooo of course to look like I was hip and schit.
And all concerned about my fellow mans health on the planet..
( ya right....)
I bought the fugging mask.....

lol

Couldn’t be no worse than me having to wear a buddy’s stinky gym shirt to a bachelor party.

They wouldn’t let me into the Cat West with a wife beater on.

Cat West
LOL!!!

BTDT...
The last night of total nude dancing when christain county raided the place.
3 days back from 1st tour in korea in july of 90.


When I took a cab up 41A and rolled past mona,s log cabin, and seen a giant 12 foot tall pink elephant their on the way to winners circle motel.
I knew Ft campbell and Clarksville was gonna rock!!!
Viva Clarkvegas!!!
Lol!!!