Well, let's see, I guess the "Glock starter kit" includes a thong, scooter, plastic holster, and some crocs along with some SPF 75 sun block. 😄
I am as guilty as Blue.
I was a LE firearms trainer when personally-owned Glocks first started showing up at qualifications. I didn't like them much (Weird grip & sproingy trigger) but they did work, even when dirty. They became prolific and Glock-armed deputies soon asked me if I could work on them. I said "Hell I'm still waiting for one to break" but agreed to put together a toolkit, which I would leave on top of the gun lock-up box next to Detention. The box was located high enough that anyone shorter than Yao Ming wound need to stand on a chair to see the top of it.
I picked up a small plastic tackle box and had one of the secretaries print an official-looking label that said 'Glock Armorers Kit' for the front of it. Inside I placed a black magic marker, some Plastic Weld, a hot glue gun and a small bottle of brake fluid. Wasn't long before I started getting feedback LOL.