Mr. Jud, I swear to Allah that you eat like a king. If I ever give up my religious dietary restrictions I'm going to be asking for recipes.
Please tell me you eat bacon brother!!???
Nope, never tasted it. Never have had a cheeseburger or meat pizza either. It's not fun being observant.
A priest and a rabbi were chatting one day. The priest says “Tell the truth - have you ever eaten pork?”
The rabbi says “With G-d as my witness, I did once eat a ham sandwich.” Then he says to the priest “Now, you tell me - have you ever had sex?”
The priest says “I cannot lie. I have partaken in the pleasures of the flesh once.”
And the rabbi says “Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”