Too good to be true?

I hope it's true

I noticed "the absence" about a week ago.

Sure is nice.

Why speak of the devil?

Do not invoke Valdemort's name!

I just farted in his honor.

Shhhhh!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

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Y'all talking about that DIY Guy?

I had Miracle Whip on a turkey sandwich last night. It was awesome. I'm awesome too. Did I mention that I'm awesome? But I'm not awesome enough to post pictures of the entire process of a D-lux bologna sandwich.

I'm awesomer than you.

He was queerer than a three dollar bill

The way I understand it, the livestock managers from the county extension office were having trouble inseminating some dairy cows.

He started giving advice, and one of the managers got mad and said, "Why don't you do it yourself?"

The rest of the story is a matter of conjecture.

Injecture?

rejecture, rapture, fracture...

too many accounts to be sure.

ha ha

i'm still heer

so am I ...just been avoiding this forum for a while...

May I muse, that the "New Sheriff in Town," has found other folks to impress?

was nice while it lasted...

And to you also.

He was last online 7/23/2014. Probably on vacation or maybe Ric did us a solid to keep this forum from suffocating.

How about Strip Buck Fu!!er? He been pretty silent too. But that jackwagon was easy to deal with.


BTW, I am glad some one else took up this thought in writing rather than me.

Sorry Keith.

is it true?

good thing he's a good sport...

I got a nice cold Pepsi that says Rick spanked him and put him in an "interweb" corner.

I'll admit to not being very bright, but I sure hope I'm not a pompous crashing bore.

Youse guys! I'll getcha !

ok I saw last post 7/16.

Just remember I know where you live.

Have a wonderful Day

My FIL says that all the time.

Nobody would think that...that you know of.

That "youse guys" oval is way too big, IMO & IME.

Chris-
Last post and last online are usually not the same in cases like this.

My guess.....She ain't banned, but I'll bet posting privileges are pulled. She can get on and read (and you have to know she's reading this! ) and probably check PMs.

Be sure to PM Mr. Bin and thank him for whatever he did.

yep. there needs to be a smaller oval in WPA called YINS. i never heard of youse around here.

There needs to be another circle around Southern California with "dudes".

I started to make a sammich last night and I said to meself, "self this sammich would be mucho better with Miracle Whip."
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NOT!

And one for the bay area with "hella".

"youse guyz is usually Philly , Jersey and parts of NYC.

YINS would have to include "youins".

Them's furiners.

I used to date an Italian girl from Brooklyn. I think half her "fambly" was mobbed up. Went to some very interesting funerals from time to time.

Her accent and language skills was kind of a mix between Archie Bunker & John Gotti.

The other half of the crew were longshoremen from Boston.

My son brought a New York Italian girl and her dad home from from college one weekend to do some four wheeling.
He was a brick mason from Long Island.
He had a few stories. At least the parts where I could actually understand him.

Legalists....... buncha damn miracle whip eaters anyways....

Some in South Missouri and North Arkansas say "you-in-is". That is the best that I can spell what they say. miles