I am going out with Local Dirt to visit eh76 next month. He likes Dukes, so I bought a case! Buy one Get One Free at Publix. Cost down to $2.25 each.

You may have to move the Miracle Whip off the shelf. Awful nice gesture.

we are taking a couple cases of Yuengling beer too. An assortment of my hot sauces, some cigars, and Bourbon. Florida Lobsters, some fresh fish, lots of shrimp. Should be a fun trip.

That sounds like a great plan!

They look like targets stacked up like that.

Who is going to do the cooking?

We've got room for ya, Sean.

All of us, Ed.

Ya think Sam will let ya near?

actually Greg is a great cook, and I'm not the host anyway. I will help out where needed.

Dukes is ok .....nothing special. I ordered some from Walmart because I just had to try it. It's ok.

What is the difference between Dukes and Hellman's?

Keith has a BGE so I also see prime rib and pulled pork in your future.

Should be a grand ole time!!!!

Have fun and safe travels.

Duke's is better. That is the difference.

maybe you can get him to put a frozen pizza on that thing

the south will rise again

My Dukes love affair was short lived. Good but not @ the top of the heap.

What do you recommend now?

Miracle Whip

Very well served with an obscure store brand from our tiny country store but variety is the spice of life.Go experiment.

If you want Satan's fromunda cheese.

Mayo is mayo, but Miracle Whip was sent from heaven.

As Satan's fromunda when he was cast down.

Heaven man, heaven.

Miracle Whip is straight ghetto, like Fanta Grape Drink and Colt 45 Malt Liquor. That being said, I have had cause in my life to partake in all 3...and like them!

I tried Duke's and it wasn't half bad.





Dave

Crap. Duke's or Blue Plate.

How's Dukes compare to Best Foods mayo?

I live in Oregon....Never seen Dukes on a shelf here.

Educate me.....

Thanks! Virgil B.

Virgil, we don't have, to my knowledge, "Best Foods" mayo. Hard to say Push comes to shove, and I have a house left after Hurricane Irma blows through, I'll mail you a jar of Dukes.

Best Foods = Hellman's.
Rockys are the dividing line.

in that case, the question answers itself.

Yeah. I sure hate the stuff. Bought 4 more jars last week on a 2fer at Publix. $2.25/ea.

Double that here.

Greg caught the Buy one get one free deal at Publix.

Do they make Dukes in a squeeze bottle?

Double dat den.

Do they make a MW version?

Bought a small bottle to try.

Wife and I agreed . . . . Back to Hellmans as son as we finish it.

OK, but not that great to us.

Everybody's taste differs and that is a good thing.

Duke's is not Hellman's. That's for sure. Actually surprised you didn't like it. But, if you're used to Hellman's, then at least you're using something that's good, and not that whipped sugar and water sewage Miracle Whip.

Small edit for accuracy.

I'm just about through my 1st jar of Dukes,it's much better tasting!

40 replies and 1300 views bout mayonnaise. First-world problems!.

Mannlicher;

That's very generous of you! Thanks in advance!

Would love to try Dukes Mayo.

Virgil B.

happy to do it. Have to get past Hurricane Irma first though. lol PM me an address

Yes - bought one last week. They were out of Miracle Whip with olive oil.

What does one do with Miracle Whip w/ olive oil?

Same stuff you do with Dukes but with more zing/flavor. Think BLT sauce crack.

Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are two totally different items with totally different tastes. I use them for different purposes. They happen to look similar but so do Marmite and chocolate frosting.

No chit.

"Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. Other similar products include the Australian Vegemite, the Swiss Cenovis and the German Vitam-R. The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown food paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty."

And that's just this mayonnaise thread.

Have several mayos in the fridge .No need to get my shorts in a wad about any particular brand but the virtually unknown store brand always disappears first. Liking the subtle tang/zing.

No Chit

you phuggers would rather be discussing politics, dhimmicrats, BLM and ISIS? lol

You left out Leupold, cops, and bears...

Phugk no. Let's talk about those 2 NFL pussies, the Bennett brothers.

Personally....I'd rather talk about guns, knives, trucks, fishing, camping, hunting, or large breasts.

As far as mayonnaise goes.....I'l eat just about any of it..... but don't call MW mayonnaise cause it ain't.

You are correct, MW is better. miles

And we're off for another couple pages!

This is critically important. We need to have the best mayo and boycott MW.



...and margarine.

Maybe for some "sports" popular in San Francisco.

Just to tell you how good Duke's is, I put it on my turkey sandwiches every day. An alternate use we found this year for those of you with young children in the south is for Lice control. My daughter got it at school twice this year(bout half the school got it as well). We tried RID, did not work. We tried a prescription med, $200, did not work. Well the Duke's mayo killed all the live bugs both times in one application. Then just had to comb the nits away.

I'm not sure I'd brag about my choice of mayonnaise doubling as an insecticide.

The Great Mayo Debate, it goes, on, and on. Most of us can't buy Dukes.

Part of life my friend. I am a doctor as well.

Miracle Whip would work better. the lice would *want* to die.

For those of us that can't get Dukes, we should have a thread about the 'second best' mayo!

I can get Duke's usually, but my close second choice is Blue Plate.

bitch, bitch, bitch. Want me to send you a bottle of Dukes. laughing

I just order mine online two jars at a time. Dukes is awesome!!

Mike

Jealousy is a very powerful human emotion.

There is NO better way to dress a turkey sandwich.

Marmite: Now that's an acquired taste! Used to work with a gal raised in Britain that put that on almost everything. I bought a small jar and wasn't able to use anywhere near half before it went off date.

Lots of stuff has Marmite-like yeast extract in it, but straight Marmite is powerful stuff.

Dukes is the stuff, no doubt. Miracle whip is, as someone said, a different thing altogether than mayo. I found the Kraft olive oil mayo similar to MW, useful on the same stuff, and half the calories.

Nah. I'm sure it tastes pretty much like mayonnaise.
Hope to be in NC in march. Maybe I'll look for it then.

simply put Dukes goes a little heavier on the egg yolks and vinegar. You can pretty much make it your self!!

It was born 10 minutes down the road here in Greenville! Who knew it would be the hit it is now?

Or just order on Amazon, Target or Walmart!!

The moderator should just delete this thread.

A much better discussion is found here.

I'm not falling for that damn click bait sse. Just not clicking it. lol

wabigoon will

Be careful guys!

SSE could be trying to slip in a link to a margarine thread!

John

That's the best way to good mayo anyway.

keep margarine out of this

That would be a great general order for anything or any activity to do with food.

Not everybody agrees...

you are in ignore territory mister, first warning