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Posted By: Dillonbuck Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
Who takes the whole breast/keel bone out when they spatchcock?


It's how I learned to do it, but most recipes don't.
They just mash the thing sorta flat.

The whole purpose is to make it a flat uniform rectangle to quickly and evenly cook.


Also, who slits the butt and tucks the legs?

Another point missed in most directions.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
Pics.
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
Dropped the ball.
Birds are smoking right now.
One didn't get tucked, somehow the butt skin got cut off,
Nothing to work with.
Try to get a few when they get done.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
10-4.

I dont cut the spine out. I just split a close as possible to center w a knife.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19

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Posted By: Ptarmigan Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
I'm a masher, though I'm open to better ways to do things.


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Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
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Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
I rarely do pics, getting too old for tech i guess, memory has always sucked.
The link was supposed to be pics posted, it is one tucked, one not.
You can see how it holds everything tight into a consistent package.

And they were supposed to be done. blush
But old Dipshit set the temp, but forgot to program time.
The damn thing then reverts to a 140 degree holding temp.
Soooo, wife is picking up something while she waits for daughters piano lesson.



In my defense, I left work at 2, hit two grocery stores in a torrential storm,
came home, did the birds, covered them in marinade the younger daughter had
made for me, scrubbed up the inside of the smoker and got it started,
and was ready to take the older one to school tennis practice for 3:30.

Then they canceled practice!

Smoked chicken for a bedtime snack I guess.
3 of the bastards, I wanted some for tomorrow's lunch. crazy

Posted By: Judman Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
I cut up the spine, spread and smash it. Great way to cook turkey/chicken
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Posted By: Beansnbacon33 Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/20/19
Originally Posted by Judman
I cut up the spine, spread and smash it. Great way to cook turkey/chicken
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How I do mine, but I fold and tuck the wings back. Looks good!
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/21/19
I cut out the spine and kinda mash it flat.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/21/19
I set the sonofabitch on a beer can and cook it.
Posted By: FieldGrade Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by Judman
I cut up the spine, spread and smash it. Great way to cook turkey/chicken
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Your bird only has one nipple......what's up with that?
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I set the sonofabitch on a beer can and cook it.


You & Me Brother !!!

grin
Posted By: Wannabebwana Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/21/19
Only done it once, but took the keel bone out and just folded the legs over, not tucked in.

Slavyanka comes home from her holiday this Saturday. I think I know what Sunday dinner is.
Posted By: sse Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/21/19
Originally Posted by ironbender

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that's wrong as per usual
Posted By: ironbender Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
Spatchcock makes a nice presentation, but tonight’s chicken will get grilled in parts.
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I set the sonofabitch on a beer can and cook it.


You & Me Brother !!!

grin


I hesitate to even mention it, seeing as how folks seem to love their beer can chicken, but have you folks ever looked into the coatings applied to beverage cans?

I’m happy to drink beer from them, but don’t want to cook with them.
Posted By: FieldGrade Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
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Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
Beer cans couldn't be safer.


It the beer inside thats dangerous.


No one ever woke up the next morning.....hungover from licking beer cans.....wondering if they had used protection the night before.
Posted By: TimberRunner Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Beer cans couldn't be safer.


It the beer inside thats dangerous.


No one ever woke up the next morning.....hungover from licking beer cans.....wondering if they had used protection the night before.



Ha! That made me howl. So true....
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
Originally Posted by MadMooner
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I set the sonofabitch on a beer can and cook it.


You & Me Brother !!!

grin


I hesitate to even mention it, seeing as how folks seem to love their beer can chicken, but have you folks ever looked into the coatings applied to beverage cans?

I’m happy to drink beer from them, but don’t want to cook with them.


'Mooner, everyone's gunna die from something !

grin
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/22/19
Inside of most cans are lined with an epoxy and bpa. I ain't worried about drinking out of them, or dying, but I won't make a habit out of cooking with it and feeding it to my kids.

folks keep this schit up and the world gonna be full of a bunch of Bruce Jenners!

Posted By: Wannabebwana Re: Spatchcockers! - 08/25/19
Did another spatchcock tonight on the Vision Kamado. Wife really likes it. Says we should do one for company.

Personally, I like it even better next day, once the smoke really settles in.
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