Oddly, doing this never would have crossed my mind.

I do like the golf ball launcher towards the end.

And here I thought I had a corner on the one of a kind Savage 101 market.
Hafta track this guy down...

Well that's a horse of a different color!

Dude, don't make me want one. I don't need another addiction.

Will it launch potatos? I have a neighbor in mind!

Yeah, but it has a screen on the front and they come out smoked French Fries!

Wait'll you guys get a look at my new golf ball mortar. Heavy steel barrel made from a Mack truck axle. A stiff charge of black powder should sling a golf ball the best part of a mile. I dare the Russians/Chinese to come prowling around the neighborhood! Fore!!