New here, and just went thru the dink-a-thon thread. Not sure I get the full meaning of the this contest.

see who can creatively shoot the smallest buck with bare antler (not buttons) and then bribe Ingwe with his favorite whiskey. he will crown the winner

As I can tell best... The next legal "non bribery winner" will need to shoot a piebald antlered doe... Left handed... With a 22 cb... From there bathroom window.

Ahh, makes perfect sense now. I'm a shoe in then. No bribe needed. The deer that colorado describes is what I usually shoot anyway.

You will always have to bribe the poobs...


Ps.. always send leopard print thongs with your whiskey

Learn what Blantons looks like.

Or, a custom reamer and die set for either the 270-08 or the 270X57!

Im pretry sure they can be nubbies?

Yea, Poobs also answers to "Spots O'conner".

To get one that barely breaks the skin is awesome...or is that Uber?

Nubbies count.

No need for leopard thomgs, Ive got plenty.

I don't have plenty of Blantons, and for those of you in Texas, I don't have plenty of Rebecca Creek. Rebecca Creek can make some pretty decent antlers kinda disappear....

Hint...



Re-hint....

I was wondering if there was gonna be a dink stag category this year?

I'm going to shoot my entry with a 27-06. A 270 Win requires uber bribes to even be considered.

Have you got one cornered?


We might have a Rez Buck category this year....

Can I shoot one with a 90-375 Whitney Houston if I make it wear the G-sting prior to me shooting it?

This is gonna be difficult I think......

Yeah, but style points are deducted for guns named after crack whores.

What size of thong underwear?

I told you guys....forget the thongs!


Size for Blantons is 750ml.....

So you go commando?

Wait... I really don't want to know.

We'll assume loin cloth for public decency.

Just wait...on the 11th, I'm going to put a 40gr rimfire in ones ear for the title.

What happens if you submit the whiskey bribe in a decanter shaped like and marked up as a .270 case?

I sent him some xxls to the pig hunt last year, along with a matching bra

We'll wait for your confirmation

I will drink it anyway, then hang you and skin you...a strip at a time....

You are touchy about that .270 thing aren't you.

I'll post a link...

Theres gay....and then theres .270 gay...

And he owns 5 of them

I believe it's like a short, fat man race once held in a coastal Oregon town. One's waist had to be 1.5 X inseam just to enter. One mile on main street and the one coming in last got extra points as well. Cheating was encouraged, and one garnered more points by keeping tabs of the grub, number of drinks, and establishments visited, Limo's etc also warranted extra points.

A lot of the Dink-a-thon points will be related to quality of ones presentation.

Ingwe, Is Texas the only place you can get Rebecca creek?

Yes.

Its the reason I go there often....




Actually it is really quite good , they don't call it bourbon cause its not made in Kentucky...but it is among the best, and reasonably priced too!

I highly recommend it.

I figured Ingwe owned at least an even dozen .270's.

He must be cutting back.

Ingwe, I bought some on my way to New Mexico to elk hunt on two different occassions. I really liked it and have looked in several places but never could find it out of Texas. Good to know cause I'll stick up next time I'm in Dairy Queen country

When a re-hint is offered, I remember that I'm supposed to do something. It's either drink the water or write something down. Hmm. It'll come to me.

This is the absolute truth.

With enough Blantons or Rebecca Creek, this:




Becomes this:

"The Olde Blanton's Photo Shop" is open for business I see.

That's funny!!






Don't everyone take their deer rifle to the outhouse?

There's a gag round making the circuit up here at the gun shows. Someone took a 30 mm cannon case and mounted a brass cone on the end of it to neck it down to .17 cal. Thus the world's first and only 30 mm X .17. I propose to shoot a nubbie with this, and package pictures of said nubster, the rifle, a box of ammo, 5 bottles of cheap booze, several thongs, and two girls from Iowa in a flat rate shipping box and send them to Ingwe. This has to be a lock for a winning bribe.

Change that to five bottles of good booze, and we might have a winner!

Does that mean I have to get the $1.50 a bottle stuff in stead of the $1.25 a bottle booze?

Ever heard of Kentucky Gentleman? It's bourbon "flavored", with a blend of 51% straight bourbon & 49% neutral grain spirits. Classy stuff.

If it's not delivered by a guy named William Robert (Billy Bob) and comes in milk jugs it's a step up for Ingwe......

Ah yes. The man with two first names. He makes fine corn liquor.

How's a spike killed by an 11 year old girl...with a ruger American...in 300 BLK score?

That scenario has several positive aspects.

If I win I'll send ya this fine hooch

X-tra small. So I'm told by Ms. Poobs.

Also, reinforced elastic, in the back too !

I have had worse....


Send it along....

is there an elk dink-a-thon?

Not with that one...


Congratulations, that smile is valid.

well is it's the only one submitted..........
and I'm still smiling! it was an awesome hunt

And you should be!

Nice bull and I'd hate to buy the Blanton's it'd take to make that a dink.

I imagine the poobster will be along shortly with an estimate.

Yep! That will take a tanker full of Blantons and a couple plane tickets to the Bahamas to make it a dink!



Congrats!

It'd take a lot of Blantons to blind the "Pooba" to those antlers and yes, he'd probably need to leave the country!

Beautiful Bull!

had a few mulies walk through the yard this AM, one had itty bitty spikes less than 2" long.

I told my wife that would be a winner for the dink-a-thon. she roller her eyes and reminded me we already have meat to put up first before killing anything else.

On ice it may as well all be Old Crow.

Elitist.

Ask her, first of all, who is this "we" she speaks of.

Remind her not to get behind in her work...

This is a serious pursuit, with enviable rewards.....








If I haven't gotten you into enough trouble, let me know.

LOL, I value my life and freedom to hunt more than that

I'm with Vic...you killed the meat, she can put it up while you are out adding to the larder.

You've got to take a stand man!


Its your job to provide, and you have done that.


Nothing more should be required of you.






Let me know how that goes.......

hmmm...Becky Creek...check...

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...hmmm, I know...

Some serious style points there.

I've wanted one of those for years, what chambering?

A .300 Rook, supposedly. But I need to do a chamber cast on it & slug the bore, to confirm.

wanna sell it? been wanting one of them cadets for years and years to do a 256 or 357 on, be a great trainer for my kids. a 300 rook would be a halfway point! I think you'd get max style points taking a dink with that one, very cool rifle.