Firearms and Cartridges that have to go - 02/14/21
I know. It's been talked about before, but you gotta shake the sugar tree every once in a while.
This is my list of stuff that just has to go.
1. 308 Win - They aren't particularly accurate, and not as powerful as real 30 cals, but hey, they ARE incredibly mediocre!
Think 6.5s. Think Carcano or a Creedmoor! Jebus! Don't believe what they say about the Secret Service accidentally shooting Kennedy with an M16 from the car directly behind his limo! I want a 6.5mm magic bullet when I'm hunting! They're proven. And a proof is a proof because it's proven!
And look, they were imported from Italy. In other words, European! You know, like Zeisses and S&Bees. The stocks are made of wood. The mechanism has no pot metal or plastic. It's win-win!
2. The 300 and 303 Savage, and Model 99s generally. They all look strange...like a proboscis monkey watching you constantly at hunt camp. Besides, who wants to go to Borneo anyway?
3. 220 Swift (Cause frankly, it ain't no more) - Fart into the wind!
4. Any surviving WSMs or WSSMs (What were they thinking? No wonder Winchester went into a huge nose dive!)
5. Any 257. (They are expensive. The bullets are strange - neither fish nor foul. The cartridges are hard to find, and we have the 6.5 CM. Just be done with them.)
6. All the 35 calibres (Jebbus! I mean...Jebbus!)
7. All rimfires except for the 22LR (It's like arguing for a smaller willy!)
8. And while we're cleaning the closet, toss those 410s and 28 gauges. Can you imagine? Oh no, coach. I don't wanna play hockey! That's just yucky and sweaty. UGH! I wanna take Home Ec! They teach sewing!
Thanks for your kind attention. Now, here's Pam Tillis Shakin' the Sugar Tree.
This is my list of stuff that just has to go.
1. 308 Win - They aren't particularly accurate, and not as powerful as real 30 cals, but hey, they ARE incredibly mediocre!
Think 6.5s. Think Carcano or a Creedmoor! Jebus! Don't believe what they say about the Secret Service accidentally shooting Kennedy with an M16 from the car directly behind his limo! I want a 6.5mm magic bullet when I'm hunting! They're proven. And a proof is a proof because it's proven!
And look, they were imported from Italy. In other words, European! You know, like Zeisses and S&Bees. The stocks are made of wood. The mechanism has no pot metal or plastic. It's win-win!
2. The 300 and 303 Savage, and Model 99s generally. They all look strange...like a proboscis monkey watching you constantly at hunt camp. Besides, who wants to go to Borneo anyway?
3. 220 Swift (Cause frankly, it ain't no more) - Fart into the wind!
4. Any surviving WSMs or WSSMs (What were they thinking? No wonder Winchester went into a huge nose dive!)
5. Any 257. (They are expensive. The bullets are strange - neither fish nor foul. The cartridges are hard to find, and we have the 6.5 CM. Just be done with them.)
6. All the 35 calibres (Jebbus! I mean...Jebbus!)
7. All rimfires except for the 22LR (It's like arguing for a smaller willy!)
8. And while we're cleaning the closet, toss those 410s and 28 gauges. Can you imagine? Oh no, coach. I don't wanna play hockey! That's just yucky and sweaty. UGH! I wanna take Home Ec! They teach sewing!
Thanks for your kind attention. Now, here's Pam Tillis Shakin' the Sugar Tree.