Erational Crime News - 02/11/22
A pair of robbers in Michigan entered a record store and waved their pistols. The first robber shouted, "Nobody move!" He noticed movement out of the corner of his eye and fired-shooting his fidgety partner.
A man in Fremont, California decided he didn't need a getaway car after robbing a bank. He would just run all the way home. A passerby who saw the the man exit the bank with the money, gave chase. After less than a block the robber gave up his sprint and slowed to a walk. It turns out the suspect was only five foot six and weighed well over three hundred pounds and he needed a rest.
A man in Auburn, California, was arrested and charged with burglary, forgery, and passing bad checks after purchasing $267 worth of supplies at an office supply store. The man had done a great job printing the bogus checks, complete with false bank account numbers that could successfully be scanned through any store's "check identification" system. Where did he go wrong you ask? For some insane reason, the man had printed his full name and address on each check.