Company builds what they bill as computer that knows everything. For introduction to the market, they hold a contest to determine 100 people to try and stump the machine for $1,000,000. Big day arrives. Event covered live by mainstream media. First 99 contestants try and fail. #100 approaches the stage with a smug look. Asks the machine: "Where is my father?" Machine spits out answer: "Fly-fishing in Montana." Man triumphantly waves death certificate dated five years previous. Independent panel of judges feels that in order to declare the man a winner the machine should be given a chance at redemption. Suggest that man reword the question. Man asks, "Where is my mother's husband?" Machine replies: "Your mother's husband has been dead for five years. Your father just landed a 3# trout."