How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb..........


You can't tell they because...........


Scatter when the light comes on.

the difference between the 2 is one is useful and the other is not

the answer is none,they like to stay in the dark

The answer is 1. One democrat will screw 300 million people inside or outside a lightbulb. He's into year 5 now.

Now wait a minute,we need to get unions involved.