Moose Sounds - 09/16/19
Have to give credit where it's due to my outfitter friend in Maine for this one. Always makes me laugh. You also have to be old enough to get it.
The moose hunter and his guide set our into the woods after their quarry. After a while of not seeing anything the guide says to his hunter "Keep listening as we move in case you hear a moose." The hunter looks at the guide a little puzzled and says "What does a moose sound like?" The guide says "You know what they sound like don't you? They sound like this: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
Sense of humor very important for outfitters, guides, and hunters, no?
The moose hunter and his guide set our into the woods after their quarry. After a while of not seeing anything the guide says to his hunter "Keep listening as we move in case you hear a moose." The hunter looks at the guide a little puzzled and says "What does a moose sound like?" The guide says "You know what they sound like don't you? They sound like this: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
Sense of humor very important for outfitters, guides, and hunters, no?