Sorry not enough acres.

"We only want big shot farmers, not you litte peanut farmers."

I've never seen anyone planting big shots. Whadda they look like?

I think you know. Never been run off the road by a large combine headder?

Thirty, forty years ago, something like that, I started getting phone calls from Doane asking me to do a farm survey. They'd ask you all kinds of questions, and if you passed muster, they'd send you a little gift, something worth maybe five or ten bucks. Anyway, I got tired of it, and asked them not to call me, but they kept it up. So, I decided to have a little fun, and I made them think they were talking to one of the biggest farmers in the country. They must have figured it out, because after a while they stopped calling.

Not internet, but years back, They'd have me in for an interview.
I found out later the Big Shots got a steak dinner!