My sister was two years older than me and a lot bigger than me up until I hit high school. She could usually get the best of me up until then. Well then that day came, she tried to hit me, I stepped back and then popped her in the eye.
When she went running into the living room to tell my father on me. I heard my father tell her "I heard the whole thing unfold, you deserved it!". As she stormed back by me stomping off to her room, I smiled and gave her an Ali Shuffle. Schitt is going to be different from here on out!!
Wasn't a night later we got into it again, I pushed her and called her a bitch....whoops, apparently I misjudged the old man's intent.
