A
guy goes into
the U.S. Postal Service to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him,
"Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't
drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military
service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one
tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra
points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in
any way?"
The guy says, " Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I
lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then
says, "Disabled in your country's service!
Well, that qualifies for extra
bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations
you have got enough
points for me to hire you right now. Our normal
hours are from 8:00
AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00
am, and plan on
starting at 10:00 AM every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, " If
the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM , why
don't you want me
here until10:00 AM?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer
says. "For the first two hours, we just
stand around drinking coffee
and scratching our balls. No point in you
coming in for
that."
