People drive crazy in Colorado. Everyone drives like a bat outta hell. Even the soccer mom goin' to the 7-11 to get Slurpee's for the kids drives 90 miles an hour to get there...and it's only 2 miles from her house. Damn, they live in a beautiful state and they're in such a flippin' hurry all the time. Slow down and smell the coffee.
And they never get out of the fast lane - or traffic, in general, would be even faster!
