I believe it's like a short, fat man race once held in a coastal Oregon town. One's waist had to be 1.5 X inseam just to enter. One mile on main street and the one coming in last got extra points as well. Cheating was encouraged, and one garnered more points by keeping tabs of the grub, number of drinks, and establishments visited, Limo's etc also warranted extra points.
A lot of the Dink-a-thon points will be related to quality of ones presentation.
