Six shooters and a cowboy hat? I wish. All the neighborhood girls used to come over in their PJ's and fawn over me while watching TV. The guns would have turned them off, so I kept them back for when the rest of us budding Marlboro Men would get together later on for the daily roundup.


"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz
"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty