Always wear your hardhat.
You guys are a trip. Who ever said they cut firewood and such. Is not experienced.
When your on a fuggin hill side drop 1000 feet oaks and doing it successfully. And doing so for 20 years then you're experienced. And who ever says a oak doesn't grow to 1000 feet... Is a fuggin idiot, and shouldn't be talkin to me about fuggin tampon chaps....
Iffin' I was fuggin you, I'd "hire" a few fuggin illegals to do the dirty work on the banks.
No fuggin tampon chaps or hardhats required.