This morning I lucked out and was able to buy 2 bricks of 22RF ammo.

I placed both bricks on the front seat and headed back home, but I did stop for gas. A drop-dead gorgeous blond in a very short skirt was at the next gas pump.

She glanced at the two bricks and said in a very sexy voice "I'm a big believer in barter old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kind of ammo do you have?"

Steve