Redhead goes into the Doctors office and says "Doctor, I hurt all over" Doc say show me where. She puts her finger on her elbow and says, "Ouch!" She touches her thigh and says, "Ouch" She touches her cheek and says, "Ouch" Doc has had about enough and asks, "Are you a blond?" She says. "Yes, why do you ask." Doc says, "Thought so, your finger is broken!