Quite a few years ago, I was doing soe landscaping work along the parking lot of our plant when a yellow Caddy pulled up and parked. The plate said 1DUCK86.
Being the young wiseass, I proceeded to ask if that was how many ducks he had shot that year.
He looked down his nose and said "noooooooooooo" "I have the very first state issued duck stamp"
I knew better than to ask him how much he paid for it.
I just kept my mouth shut and went back to raking.
