Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says 'I can't let that go to waste', & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up & the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies 'I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel f*ckin great!!!'
