I'm not a worldly feller, just an Ozark hardscrabble hillbilly. Being a squirrel hunter for 48 years now and having killed and eaten thousands of squirrels over the years I've only got one thing to say about the prices on that website - bullchhhiiiiiiiiittttttt (in a southern drawl).

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.