Shrap, don't know what to say, but you're doing it wrong. I've only been investing for about 20 years, most all of it in Vanguard's total stock market index funds. Right at 9% lifetime return.
Lately, playing a little with international funds and energy funds (buy low). We'll see how smart I really am in about 5-7 years...
I haven't been doing it wrong, D A Davidson is doing it wrong. If you think I am happy and want to prove you wrong, you are mistaken. According to their formula, you should have 4 times what you had 14 years ago.
If you do, their formula sure works better for you than for me. I am stuck with investing through the employer with a firm that has lots of agents that sit on the ground floor so when they jump out the window in a down market, they won't get hurt...