A second cousin to that is the minister who was asked to speak to the young couples' group about sex. Somewhat embarrassed by the topic, he told his wife that he had been asked to speak on sailing. When his wife ran into one of the young wives at the grocery store in the days following the talk, the young woman exclaimed over the minister's talk and said that he must be quite experienced. To this, Mrs. the Reverend replied, "Well, that seems odd; he's only done it twice, and the first time he got sick and the second time his hat blew off.
