All a part of the grand scheme to throw the election to Hitlery.
He's gonna announce his third-party run next week.
You really are one f-ed up dude.
No, really, lay off the sauce or get some professional help.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
