Oh, the irony. (I was going to say the delicious irony, but that would have been wrong...)

Until recently, the great competition among vodka distillers was to make the most flavorless spirit possible. The industry was thunderstruck when Grey Goose started advertising their product as being tasty.

Now, there's hardly enough shelf space to cram in the dozens of vodka brands, each of which features half a dozen "flavors" from caramel to jalapeno.

Frankly, I can't wait until this vodka fad passes and we get back to real drinks.


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.