Twas on the good ship Venus
By Gawd you should of see us
Our figure head was a whore in bed
And our mast a rancid (rhymes with Venus)
Geez
Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should of seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
sucking on the captains p___s.
The first mates name was chopper
oh boy he had a whopper
twice 'round the deck, once 'round his neck
and up his arse for a stopper
The cabin boy was 'nipper'
a dirty little ripper
he stuffed his arse full of broken glass
and circumcised the skipper.
I hadn't heard that since I was seventeen years of age, funny the things that stick.
Still can't remember my mobile phone number though.
