lol reminds me of a story about one of the outfitters I worked for
at his main lodge and hunting camp, guides had to take turns tamping down the outhouse(s) with a long 2x4 with a small piece of plywood on one end to avoid having to dig a new one so often
never had to do so myself as I was usually doing remote camps or float hunting, plus, I seldom stayed for late season bear hunting (sitting extremely quiet in a blind over a spawning bed, just never seemed like that much fun to me)
always teased the guys that told me they pulled that duty if they ever asked a client if they knew they were "going to pack their chit for them on this trip"