I thought I had found a lump on my left testicle. Turned out to be nothing, but until I examined it closely I got really excited...and so did the rest of the folks in the elevator.

“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
Kaywoodie