Just got finished setting out the "live trap" for the damned rascals that keep getting into the trash.

I live in a busy neighborhood, so I can't just shoot the damned things. Too many people around here.

I trap them in a live trap, and take them for a "ride" out into the country, THEN I shoot the damned things.

It isn't sporting, it isn't "fair" but it gets the job done, and it keeps the neighbor girl, and my wife, happy in the knowledge that I'm taking them and dumping them to be someone else's problem.

Nope, I am not, but they don't have to know that. Neighbor girl named the damned things, so I can't very well tell her that it's a one-way ride. Wife doesn't care either way.


You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.