After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have

some hot Wings and ice tea.



After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress

I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."

I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally