I was always of the impression that your poop does not emit an odor once it is fully underwater.

Those ladies who want to pretend that their sh_t doesn't stink need to raise the seat and shimmy their butt down into the bowl until their as_hole is underwater!

Of course there is some danger that if they fart someone will think they're drowning and kick in the door to save them!

Last edited by GunReader; 11/01/16.

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