I was always of the impression that your poop does not emit an odor once it is fully underwater.
Those ladies who want to pretend that their sh_t doesn't stink need to raise the seat and shimmy their butt down into the bowl until their as_hole is underwater!
Of course there is some danger that if they fart someone will think they're drowning and kick in the door to save them!
Last edited by GunReader; 11/01/16.