I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green, and because there was no crossing traffic in sight as far as the eye could see I resisted the temptation to just cross over.
Then a carload of loud, bearded young men with a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side of their car pulled up next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Alluh Akbar!" and took off before the lights changed. Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself: Wow! That could have been me!
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
