Well men, firstly, in keepin' with the theme that seems to have developed here, I'd put up my signs.
"Watch your coat, and hat."
'No shirt, no shoes, no service."
"Please don't shoot the piano player."
"We reserve the right to not serve anyone".
Now then, the old time thresher's meals always look good to me, plain food, and lot's of it.
Baked ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, rolls, corn, peas, and pie!
