Good guys wore white hats
Bad guys wore black hats
Colts were good for ~35 shots
Horses could run for hours
Stagecoaches were only good for run-aways and tipping over
Cowboy heroes would rather kiss their horse than a good-lookin' gal


I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~