Most kids are always observant of their surroundings, but they tend to pick out details that other people may not notice. A family was driving along one early warm evening, when the woman riding in the convertible in front of them stood up and started waving. She was stark naked! While mom and dad riding in the front were in shock, the 5 year old son sitting in the back seat blurts out. "Look, that lady is not wearing her seatbelt"


When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!

The chair is against the wall.