You really LIKE this sorta' thing sick ,...don't you ?

.......Your post, your byline, and as noted, apparently YOUR area of interest.
.......I'd critique that somewhat foreign ( at least to my considerations of what's important on a day to day, NEWSWORTHY level.)
Only by saying that you're Hedda Hopper act lacks the punchlines that only sordid details can provide.

fill your boots.

GTC

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