Talking about 'big horns' reminds me of one from years ago. I was the office mgr for an LTL freight company. We have a taxidermist here who used us for all of his shipments. He called me one day and asked how high our trailers were inside. Seems he had a customer who'd shot an AK moose and he not only wanted a full body mount, but he wanted it with the front feet on a mount for more height. The thing would be 12' high. It would have to go on a lowboy that was no more than 24" high. The guy changed his mind and it ended up as a shoulder mount.
I don't think that one would have fit in Kaywoodie's house unless he raised the ceiling.


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