Announcer, in a dramatic, breathless style.



"Safariman, The Series

All your friends are watching, they just will not admit it.

Soon to be your must read thread.

It is funny, sad and depressing, but you just can't stop.

Tune in next week,

Will he cheat Granny out of Pop's retirement?

Will he lie about molesting Charger?

Does he wreck the Uber Harley and rattle The Kidney loose.

Safariman, J. R. Ewing would be jealous!"

Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!