The newcomer to the campfire arose late, fully rested. He emerged from his tent and caught the first rays of the sun peaking out over the adjoining ridge. There was still coffee in the pot and a few biscuits and a little gravy. He found a spot close to the fire and sat. After finishing off his breakfast and watching the sunrise, he started taking in more of the scenery. His attention was drawn to a strange figure out in the middle of the little meadow, south of the fire.
He was an odd one to be sure. He had on a fur cloak and the strangest looking headdress�a bit like antlers. Oh well, he�d seen stranger sights in this world. Every campfire had to have their eccentrics. With breakfast done, the newcomer decided to walk over and see what this fellow was doing.
The stranger was cleaning up around a marble pedestal. On one side was a carved �TRVTH.� There was a small, yellow bear holding a dust pan. The stranger had a broom.
�Whatcha up to?� asked the newcomer. He noticed then the smell of burned meat and hair coming from the pile the stranger was picking up.
�Cleaning up.� Said the stranger. �Somebody made quite a mess.�
�What happened?� asked the newcomer.
�Oh,� said the stranger. �Some outdoor writer decided to try out my new invention.�
�What�s your invention?�
�Folks call it the �Pedastal of Truth.��
�Oh,� said the bear. �Is that how you say it?�
�Yes, Pooh.� Said the stranger. �Here now, you�re spilling stuff. Be mindful.�
�Sorry,� said Pooh. He walked over to the dustbin and emptied the pan. I didn't know how you pronounced the "V". Truth. Hmmmm. That's a nice name. Don't you think?"
"Yes Pooh." said the stranger.
�How does it work?� asked the newcomer.
�Very simply,� said the stranger. �You hop on here and speak your mind. If what you say is true, you get a little green indicator light and a nice chirpy sound.�
�. . .And if what your saying isn�t true?� asked the newcomer.
�Then a lightning bolt descends from the heavens and strikes you.� Said the stranger, rather matter of factly.
�Wow!� said the newcomer.
�Care to try?� asked the stranger
�No thank you.� Said the newcomer, taking a step back.
�Okay, I thought that�s why you were coming over. Are you an outdoor writer?�
�No.�
�No difference,� said the stranger. �It works the same for everyone.�
�That sounds like a frightful thing!�
�Oh, it�ll put a serious hurt on you. We had an outdoor writer come here last week and try it. I�m still cleaning up. Nobody saw him come in; we were all sitting around the fire on late Saturday night. All of a sudden we saw this guy get up on the pedestal, say something about black rifles and terrorism, and . . . well, you should have seen it! The whole campground lit up like it was daylight. Funny thing too: the lightning kept striking and the thunder kept rolling for days. That�s why there�s not to many folks around today�most went somewhere else to get away from the din. Heck, I like fireworks, but even I had to go sleep somewhere else for a couple of days. �
�Wow!�
�Yep, should have been here yesterday!� said the stranger. �But then that�s what most guys will tell you when you show up in camp: �Wow, you should have been here yesterday! Fish were jumping in the boat, and the bucks were fighting each other as to who was going to get to eat the acorns under your treestand. Shoulda been here!�
�I suppose. That pedestal sounds terrible.�
�I put it here a few months ago to take care of a few problems we were having.� Said the shaman. �Not too many people have tried it. I don�t think that outdoor writer would have climbed up there if he�d really known what he was doing, but, well, there you are.�
�Shaman,� said Pooh, �Could you sweep this pile up for me?�
�Sure,� said the stranger. He took the broom and swept a few shreds of fabric attached to a scortched green patch with �Rem_ngt_� on it. There was also part of a moustache and a badly burned ear.
�Not much left.� Said the stranger. �By the way, they call me the shaman.�
�Glad to meet you, Shaman, � said the newcomer.
�Welcome to the Campfire." said the shaman.
Last edited by shaman; 02/24/07.
