This is a wild story and it does remind me of the trapped Chilean miners. Well, Thank God they found the young yard-apes and can now provide them with food, medical care etc.
They were found by a team of Brits, and we have US teams over there so they are surely getting the Best and the Brightest to help. I would not be surprised if they wind up drilling a hole and bringing them up that way like the Chilean miners. Trying to get a bunch of kids, who can't swim, out with scuba gear is a daunting challenge.
Goddam I'm glad I'm not stuck in that hole I would be having a raging fit of claustrophobia.
Yard-apes? OK buddy - head back to your trailer. Maybe reflect on why you are so angry at people who had nothing to do with your downfall.
