Hey, my dad has told me a lot of Oli jokes, and I find them very humorous. So, I'm going to tell you one, and if you read it, you need to add ur own
Oli moved to a new town and started a ranch. It turns out that the whole town was Catholic. It was during lent and every Friday, the people smelled beef cooking at Oli's farm. So everyone in the town decides they need to do something about this. So they all ask Olie if he wants to become Catholic, and Olie was new, so he wanted to fit in. So he does. When he was baptised, the pastor sprinkled holy water on him he said "Oli, you were born a Methodist, you were raised a Methodist, now you're Catholic" But every Friday, they still smelled beef coming from Oli's farm. So they went over and they saw Oli sprinkling salt on his cows saying "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, now you're fish"
