1) Coupon is pronouced "Que-pon," not "Koo-pon."

2) Massachusetts is not pronouced "Massa-Too-Cets."

3) Porsche is pronounced "Por-sha." Do you people also say "Ferrar?!?!?"

4) Leupold is pronounced "Lew-pold," not "Lay-a-pold."

5) Safety is spelled Safety! Not Safty.

6) It's a muzzle brake, not muzzle break. However, I wish someone would break everyone of them.

7) Bulk is not pronounced "Bull-k," there is only one "l" in there if you look closely. My mom drives me nuts with this.

8) Road construction companies. Gawd I would like to crap slap whoever schedules their projects. Don't muck up a road until you are ready to commit to finishing the darn thing. They will screw up several roads and rotate equipment and crews around. They will have them all messed up and none are finished. Start and finish one at a time!

9) Automotive engineers/designers. Just let me in one of their conferences and I'll beat them to pieces with the limp bodies of said individuals in item #8. Those jerks have never had to work on one of their wonderful designs. If they did, they would have never made it so impossible reach, remove, and replace!

Man, I've got unresolved issues.