for Wisconsin you only need to change these few:

You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better! (By the way everyone knows Green is Better)


You or someone you know was a "Cheese/Corn/Cranberry Queen" at the county fair.


A Friday night date is getting a case of beer and taking your girlfriend shining for deer.

note just getting a six pack means you will be stopping at the gas station shortly to get more

Last edited by MillerMan; 08/28/07.