An unfortunately true story...my mom wanted to name me Mike. My dad, who always liked to screw up peoples' names, forbade it, saying "everyone will call him Mike the Kike." What he didn't take into account was his/my/our last name, which is so easily turned into a variation of "dork" that no one ever bothered to tease me about the first name.


Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.